Once there was a little three year old boy who lived on a farm.
Many critters resided on the farm with him and his folks.
Cows, pigs, horses, goats, chicken, ducks, geese, a dog and several barn cats.
He lived in harmony with all the animals. He liked all the creatures.
He also like to take off all his clothes and run free and naked.
One day while he was running in his freedom, he came across one of the geese who was grazing in the pasture.
The goose bit him on his little “ding-a-ling” thinking it was a nice fat little worm.
Needless to say, the little boy didn’t go naked around the geese anymore.